oh kris | do not edit.
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when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong
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sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think about what i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
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in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
33,962 notes10:20 PM . 24 April 2014
My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf
which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means
and I die of laughter
The video: [x]
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[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
276,731 notes10:19 PM . 24 April 2014
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
the newest addition to my bucket list